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Q: What did the lonely banana say?
A: I'm a"kela".
Q: What did the green peas say?
A: Nothing. They just "mutter"ed.
Q: What did the potato say when it answered the phone?
A: "Aaloo?"
Q: Where do cauliflowers hang out?
A: In the Gobi desert.
Q: What did the flower say to its girl-friend?
A: Why do "phools" fall in love?
Q: What did the fat car say?
A: I`m a "mota"car.
Q: What did the confused egg say?
A: I don't "unda"-stand.
Q: What do shrimps sing on Christmas?
A: "Jhinga" Bells.
Q: What did the half eaten naan say?
A: I wish I was "puri".
Q: What did the lonely potato sing?
A: "Aaloo lonesome tonight?"
Q: What language do carrots speak?
A: Gajar-ati.
Q: What do you call a haired poet?
A: Ik-bal.
Q: What did the first pizza slice say to the other pizza slice so it would move?
A: Pizza - "HUT"
Santa: I have swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor. .
Interviewer: Why did you change your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.
Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
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