Drink to the Amen!
A Preacher said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw
it into the river".
And the congregation cried, "Amen!"
"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and
throw it in the river".
And the congregation cried, "Amen!"
"And if I had all the whiskey and rum in the world, I'd
take it all and throw it in the river".
Again the congregation cried, "Amen!"
The preacher sat down.
The deacon then stood up & said:
"For our closing hymn, let's turn to page 126 of our hymn
books and sing:
"We shall drink from that river".
THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED HALLELUYA!!!!!
Teacher’s Problem!
The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?"
"None," answered little Norman.
"None? Norman, you don't know your arithmetic."
"Teacher, you don't know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!"
A Miracle?
Father O'Malley was driving down to Boston when got stopped for speeding in Medford. The highway patrol officer smelled alcohol on the priest's breath and then saw an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
He said, 'Father, have you been drinking?'
'Only water', replied Father O'Malley.
The policeman asked, 'Then how come I can smell wine?'
The priest looked at the bottle and said, 'Good Lord! He's done it again.'
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